SCOTLAND 2026 SHIRT – DRINK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”

$49.62 NZD

Official World Cup Tourist Warning

The tours are booked.
The songs are written.
The liver donations have begun.

Now all that’s missing… is YOU in this shirt.

This is NOT fashion. This is NATIONAL SERVICE.
Wear it like yer kilt in Vegas. Loud and proud.

🔥 Bold Design – Scottish flag, pints, World Cup dreams & pure chaos
🧠 Scientific Guarantee – 47% better chant volume when wearing it
📈 Economy Booster – Experts say this shirt alone will fix the U.S. economy
🇺🇸 BONUS SIDE EFFECT – Americans will either love you… or surrender

“ONE MILLION ALCOHOLICS?
AYE MATE – THAT’S JUST THE STARTING XI.”

Whether you’re heading stateside or just heading to the pub…
this is THE Scottish uniform of 2026.

👉 Grab it now — before customs bans it.
👉 And remember: Win or lose… WE DRINK.

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  • 100% combed cotton
  • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
  • Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz.)
  • Yarn diameter: 28 singles
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
  • Ribbed collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.