SCOTLAND — DRINK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN — Tactical Drink Deployment Unit
This isn’t a bag.
This is your mobile life support system.
Whether you’re off to a match, a tailgate party, or a 3-day blackout in Miami…
this drawstring bag is built for SPEED, CHAOS & HYDRATION.
🛡️ FEATURES
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Lightweight & durable – perfect for pints, passports & emergency Irn-Bru
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Bold Scottish flag design – so Americans know what hit them
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Easy to carry – even when you can’t walk straight
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Fits:
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4 beers
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2 hip flasks
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1 questionable decision
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0 regrets
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“If found, return to the nearest Scottish pub.”
💥 USES
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Matchday survival kit
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Hangover prevention storage
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Chant lyric archive
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“Did I really spend $600 on Fireball last night?” receipt holder
When Scotland lands in 2026…
we don’t travel light — we TRAVEL LOUD.
So get the bag. Pack yer essentials.
DRINK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN — ONE STATE AT A TIME.
More details
- 100% polyester
- One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
- Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
- Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (15 kg)
- Twin cotton handles
- Drawstring closure
- Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
- Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Addict10n Football
- Email: contact@support.addict10nfootball.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalate level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.